1. thejollyjogger:

    catknuckles1:

    meulins-choice-ass:

    A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

    WHAT

    The girl leans in, exposing her bra. She slips it off and reveals her treasures. Two turkeys stick their heads out. You like my….. Turkey breasts?

    (Source: princesskimochi, via sweets-and-yaoi)

    (Source: isuzu9, via sweets-and-yaoi)

  2. miggylol:

    pumpkin spice candles soon

    pumpkin lattes soon

    pumpkin everything

    image

    (via londonslonely)

  3. fuzzykitty01:

    bouncybat:

    shuraiya:

    I’M SCREAMING

    HE’S DRYING HIS LITTLE FACE

    OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

    WHAT

    OHMYGOSSSSSSSSSH

    (Source: 4gifs, via lebearpolar)

  4. jtchubbycheeks:

    brontozaurus:

    asliceofmysoul:

    Reenactment of how the dinosaurs became extinct.

    Yes this is 100%accurate.

    Wow I love the science side of tumblr

    (via thecutestofthecute)

  5. times-like-these7:

    sorelatable:

    If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

    image

    Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

    (via beastie-the-heathen)

  6. deathbymorning:

    eggsnogging:

    in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

    did you get an A

    (Source: xylemphone, via awkwardkpop-jrockfan)

  7. queen-of-destiel-land:

    tuxedo-tshirt:

    I think netflix made a mistake..

    Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

    (via beastie-the-heathen)

  8. beastie-the-heathen:

    kreativedragon:

    scoutingleijon:

    panickyintheuk:

    panasonicyouth:

    kimcrow:

    lord—loldemort:

    tophatkurt:

    homemadedarkmark:

    teppelin:

    This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.

    WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

    IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD 

    i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    WHY

    WHY

    WHY

    WHY

    OHMYGAWD O.O

    I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—

    OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. 

    Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—

    OH MY GOD.

    I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then

    OH

    Is she masturbating!?! I’M SO CONFUSED

  9. weskinboozing:

    holly-jollie-pie:

    maddetectivewithabox:

    gallifrey-feels:

    bumbleblaine:

    There was a four year old named Hermione at my work today. It’s started. 

    it has begun

    The Potter generation is growing up.

    image

    AND GETTIN’ BIZAY 

    My cousins names are Luna and Ginny and they are two.

    (via fan-of-brevity)

  10. I hate when you make a joke and someone thinks it’s serious then sighs and says “dumb people”…

  11. sluttygrandma:

    do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

    (via captainjackhotass)