1. pokemaam:

    Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

    (via captainjackhotass)

  2. iamsenshi:

    addisuns:

    getcho ass outta here aint no one tryina fuck with you shark

    nah man

    nah

    never 

    nope

    (Source: spend-a-second, via lightingupthetiltsigns)

  3. coldponds:

    smaugnussen:

    and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

  4. sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

    ah yes my salad has arrived

    (via ragingfirestorm-of-pie)

  5. sweet-bitsy:

    This emoticon only gets funnier when you expand the face

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    (via ragingfirestorm-of-pie)

  6. rothschildreptillionaire:

    he just wants to hang out and be friends

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via sweets-and-yaoi)

  7. morgrana:

    big bOOBS ARE NOT A BLESSING THEY ARE AN INCONVENIENCE I SWEAR TO gOD YOU GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY WITH SMALL BOOBS. dO yOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A NICE DRESS/TOP THAT FITS AND DOESnT GO BAGGY AT THE BELLY DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW

    (via ragingfirestorm-of-pie)

  8. What are your headcanons about me?

    scoutregimentkarkat:

    secretlymartinfreeman:

    askboxmemes:

    Just curious. 

    This sounds really fucking awesome.

    Guys make headcanons about me.

    IF SOMEONE DOES THIS I WILL BE SO HAPPY

    (via ididntreallywantatumblr)

  9. crunchbuttsteak:

    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

    (via ididntreallywantatumblr)

  10. (Source: fallen-kira, via usagi-the-bunny)

  11. hante:

    this is a chihuahua pug mix

    (via thecutestofthecute)

  12. halalmarshmellows:

    neverlands-justice-system:

    disneylawyer:

    missmaceymouse:

    anime-e-youkoso:

    where rapunzel at

    Duuuude.

    This guy went to my high school I s2g

    who are you and how can I marry you

    SARA YOU NEED TO SEE THIS.

    (via thefaultiourfandoms)

  13. literallyrad:

    there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

    (via thefaultiourfandoms)